Free stuff for veterans
Happy Joe is extremely thankful to all the people crazy enough to enlist in the U.S. Armed Forces. As a veteran owned company, we'll always do what we can to help our brothers and sisters out, especially as it relates to free CBD or cannabis products.
We welcome ANY military veteran, regardless of branch or era served, to partake in our secret operations. It doesn't matter if you were a combat commando or juts going commando in the rear with the gear. You're a part of the community.
But first, let's go over some rules of engagement.
We're gonna shoot it straight.
The government, politicians, and others have talked shit for years without doing anything meaningful about veteran's cannabis needs. Advocacy is a nice buzz word, but good people are dying or suffering. Because of this, Happy Joe takes an unconventional approach to solving these problems.
We won't go into the clandestine side of our operations, but we utilize connections and resources to provide free or discounted medical supplies to military veterans as we're able. However, we ask every veteran in our community to do the following:
- Don't be a buddy fucker. Be a stand up Joe and do the right thing.
- Don't act entitled. No one guaranteed you free cannabis for serving.
- Don't be impatient. The need is huge but the supplies are small.
- Don't abuse the benefits. Sadly it happens and it's not cool.
It sucks we have to state these things, but we and our partners have been shit on by the people we've tried to help. This WILL NOT be tolerated since some of our connections put themselves at risk by supporting the military community.
Do your best to make this an awesome experience for the people who care about your health and happiness. And pay it forward if you can. A little goes a long way. 'Nuff said!
How does it work?
Due to various constraints, Happy Joe has had to adapt how we connect veterans to cannabis and CBD resources. Our primary method for communication is our mobile app. Right now it is free but this might change in the near future so don't wait to download it. If you have any questions, open up a commo line.
Turn ON app notifications
We send out special messages about supply drops, cannabis exchanges, and other top secret information via our mobile app. You won't get these if you don't turn on notifications.
Submit your military verification
You can use the basic features without submitting your proof of service, but if you want to get veteran discounts or any potentially free products, we must verify your eligibility to cover our asses.
Stay in the know while on the go.
Currently we announce the supplies we have, as we have them. Sometimes it's first come, first serve and other times we have fun with a contest. Whatever the case, it all takes place via the app.